I find that often the moments of laughter in a day can be few and far between ir get lost amidst broken toys, spilled dog food or boo-boos. Here are a couple things that brought a chuckle to my day.
HandyMan: Time to get out of the bath.
GGirl: Just one more hour. (Says she with no concept of time.)
"I wear goggles [at breakfast] to keep the oatmeal from splashing in my face."
A description of one of my favorite retailers that came in an email: IKEA is what would happen if Target married Crate and Barrel, moved to Sweden and took steroids for 10 years.